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I was talking to Bob Lefsetz (of the Lefsetz Letter fame) and he wanted to know when I was going to put up some of my adventures on the road. As many of my friends have been asking this a lot of times in the past four and half months that I’ve been doing this, I thought I’d put one up and see if there is any interest in these stories.jlsbm19wc%20%20yea%20big.JPG

In the 1970’s I lived in the beautiful Northern California beach community of Santa Cruz. I was recording for Wooden Nickel/RCA, getting local radio airplay and consequently, had a little local celebrity. Whenever I came off of a national tour, I played all the local rooms while I was home, to keep from getting rusty…and to pay the mortgage and I worked anytime I wanted to, as the good people of Santa Cruz kept coming out for the shows.

One day shortly after I got home from a tour, the phone rings and this fellow says to me, “Look James, we know a hundred dollars isn’t a lot of money but …could you play this nude beach party?” Well, as any musician knows, we play all night in the hopes that just one of the lovely women in the audience might just possibly be willing to take off her clothes in our proximity later on in the evening so the prospect of the entire audience already being naked? Well, the vision did intrigue me. “Look,” I said. “I’m gonna need a couple of hours to raise the hundred, but… I”LL BE THERE!”

“There” being the fabled Red, White and Blue Nude Beach, about three miles up the coast from Santa Cruz. The beach was so named because of the large red, white and blue mailbox at the side of Highway 1 right at the rutted dirt road that lead down to the coast and the beach. And it’s very easy to find. It’s on the side of the highway with the Pacific Ocean.

I remember how excited I was to be playing my first nude beach party. I got all cleaned up, put on my best clothes…then took them off and put on some jeans and a t shirt. What was I thinking? I then lengthened the strap on my guitar so that it hung lower on my body than normal for two reasons.

  1. I didn’t want any sunburn to slowdown the evolution of the evening, (and I didn’t know how to casually apply suntan lotion there.)

and just as importantly,

    2. I didn’t know exactly how I was going to respond to the presence of all these naked women.

I mean, my experience is that, even in the presence of one naked woman, my enthusiasm is, …well,…obvious. So, now the question became, how enthused am I going to be when ALL the women are naked? I mean, will I be outrageously, throbbingly enthused or what? Well, it turns out that your body is much cooler than you are. Because when everyone is naked, your body looks around and says, “hey, everyone is naked. chill out, relax, …flaccid city” And that’s what happens. No obvious enthusiasm, just casual conversation and you know, LOT’s of eye contact. You make certain that you are looking everyone right in the eye when you are talking to them. Don’t want them to think that you are hung up or obsessing or a perv.

Curiously, with everybody completely naked, I found myself staring at all the women who were wearing tennis shoes. It’s that old mystery thing…

I just wanted to know what their toes really looked like.

I know. Men are sick. I don’t know why you ladies are ever nice to us. I’ve never liked men. Sometimes I feel like a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

Posted on Friday, December 14, 2007 at 09:28AM by Registered Commenterjames lee stanley in | Comments6 Comments | References17 References
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Reader Comments (6)

I don't suppose you have a photo commemorating the event??

L.J.

December 14, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLiza Jane

WOW And to think I get shy just asking for your autograph. Great story. Keep em coming.

Diane

December 16, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDiane Archambault

liza jane, good taste prohibits me displaying proof of my adventure. you'll have to trust me on this one.
james

December 16, 2007 | Registered Commenterjames lee stanley

I wish I could say that you're the first performer I've heard of at a nude gathering but my 8th grade teacher performed with a barbershop Quartet...
But since you didnt have to worry about an armband stripes or a straw hat why were you clothed at all?...just wondering

December 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBobby Brogan

bobby, i wasn't clothed at the beach party, that's why i was worried about my response and how to apply sun tan lotion. i only wore the clothes to get TO the gig. they hate it when you ride the city bus naked. they have no sense of humor.
james

December 20, 2007 | Registered Commenterjames lee stanley

OH!!!!!!!!! Well good for you!!!!!!!

December 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBobby Brogan

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